What happens when actual NHL hockey games have been played? Sean and Zach have some actual on-ice action to talk about on the podcast! Plus, Steph Darwish stops in for a little Match Game action. Galchenyuk! Garofalo! King Fist! The Subban Crisis! We got it all on this week’s edition of The Two-Four.
It has been a rough season for the Habs and their fans so the boys decided it’s time to drown their sorrows with “The Two-Four presents The Drink Away Your Habs Sorrows Podcast” ©. And you can play along at home too:
The Montreal Bias in no way encourages you to play this game. Alcohol is meant to be enjoyed responsibly. We present this “The Two-Four presents The Drink Away Your Habs Sorrows Podcast Drinking Game”© as comedy only. So don’t do this.
Drink 1 – Every time you read a disclaimer telling you not to play this game.
Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening theme song no longer on the team
Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening theme song out with injury
Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening you wish wasn’t on the team
Drink 1 long one – For “And now, a 24th Stanley Cup banner will hang from the rafters…” then get a little emotional for a moment.
1 Shot (your choice of drink) – Each time the horn blows in ‘The Opening 20’
Finish your drink – When the final The Opening 20 horn sounds
Drink 3 – For every F-bomb dropped
Drink 1 – Every time Zach gets a little too worked up
Drink 1 – Every time Sean chuckles
Drink 1 – Every time Zach says “you know”
Drink 1 – Every time Sean starts a sentence with “Yeah”
Drink 1 – If facial hair is discussed
Drink 1 – Every time Max Pacioretty is referred to as Patches
Drink 1 – When you first notice “things starting to get sloppy”
Assign a drink – For every star you predicted (player and star number have to be accurate)
Assign a “real” shot – If you predicted either Douche
Inspired by The Dude, Sean and Zach have settled into a Zen like state this season. It seems the final stage of grieving is in fact acceptance. The guys also discuss deadline trade possibilities for the Habs, what Canadiens fan should be looking for now and they also hand out their 3 stars and their douches. Steph stops by to discuss more than just the Habs (dodgeball!).
Things are pretty gloomy in Habs land right now, so in an attempt to shake things up, for the first time in The Two-Four’s history, three hosts for one show. Alex, Sean and Zach discuss the future of one troubled organization.
The Montreal Canadiens continue to struggle and Zach & Sean weren’t thrilled that the team keeps doing just enough for everyone to maintain their respective jobs. Markov’s extra recoup time doesn’t exactly make anyone happy either and Steph stops by to help sort these things out.