The Two-Four: March 9th

It has been a rough season for the Habs and their fans so the boys decided it’s time to drown their sorrows with “The Two-Four presents The Drink Away Your Habs Sorrows Podcast” ©. And you can play along at home too:

The Montreal Bias in no way encourages you to play this game. Alcohol is meant to be enjoyed responsibly. We present this “The Two-Four presents The Drink Away Your Habs Sorrows Podcast Drinking Game”© as comedy only. So don’t do this.

Drink 1 – Every time you read a disclaimer telling you not to play this game.

Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening theme song no longer on the team

Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening theme song out with injury

Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening you wish wasn’t on the team

Drink 1 long one – For “And now, a 24th Stanley Cup banner will hang from the rafters…” then get a little emotional for a moment.

1 Shot (your choice of drink) – Each time the horn blows in ‘The Opening 20’

Finish your drink – When the final The Opening 20 horn sounds

Drink 3 – For every F-bomb dropped

Drink 1 – Every time Zach gets a little too worked up

Drink 1 – Every time Sean chuckles

Drink 1 – Every time Zach says “you know”

Drink 1 – Every time Sean starts a sentence with “Yeah”

Drink 1 – If facial hair is discussed

Drink 1 – Every time Max Pacioretty is referred to as Patches

Drink 1 – When you first notice “things starting to get sloppy”

Assign a drink – For every star you predicted (player and star number have to be accurate)

Assign a “real” shot – If you predicted either Douche

The Two-Four: March 9th

The Two-Four: February 29th

It’s the rarest of podcasts… one recorded on February 29th. Drawing comparisons to the Desharnais, Cole and Pacioretty line; Alex, Sean and Zach provide a rare bright spot in this dismal Habs season… or something like that. Just listen to this podcast, they say era alot and Alex kind of reviews The Iron Lady.

The Two-Four: February 29th