Keep Calm and Carey On
It has been a rough season for the Habs and their fans so the boys decided it’s time to drown their sorrows with “The Two-Four presents The Drink Away Your Habs Sorrows Podcast” ©. And you can play along at home too:
The Montreal Bias in no way encourages you to play this game. Alcohol is meant to be enjoyed responsibly. We present this “The Two-Four presents The Drink Away Your Habs Sorrows Podcast Drinking Game”© as comedy only. So don’t do this.
Drink 1 – Every time you read a disclaimer telling you not to play this game.
Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening theme song no longer on the team
Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening theme song out with injury
Drink 1 – For every player named in The Two-Four opening you wish wasn’t on the team
Drink 1 long one – For “And now, a 24th Stanley Cup banner will hang from the rafters…” then get a little emotional for a moment.
1 Shot (your choice of drink) – Each time the horn blows in ‘The Opening 20’
Finish your drink – When the final The Opening 20 horn sounds
Drink 3 – For every F-bomb dropped
Drink 1 – Every time Zach gets a little too worked up
Drink 1 – Every time Sean chuckles
Drink 1 – Every time Zach says “you know”
Drink 1 – Every time Sean starts a sentence with “Yeah”
Drink 1 – If facial hair is discussed
Drink 1 – Every time Max Pacioretty is referred to as Patches
Drink 1 – When you first notice “things starting to get sloppy”
Assign a drink – For every star you predicted (player and star number have to be accurate)
Assign a “real” shot – If you predicted either Douche